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J&Ds baconlube – be a bacon lover with baconlube!

 

Wow! Here is the description of this delicious lube:

You’ve always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns. 
FACT – People are passionate about bacon.  According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon.  Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of lifes greatest pleasures again.  So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome – weve got your back.
J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils.  We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and its available while supplies last.  

Just Keep It Sizzlin’ with baconlube. They’ll be bacon for more.

Source: http://store.baconsalt.com/baconlube_p_60.html